What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 16:29

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What is something you have to share?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What are scads fish? What types are there?
{RING} {RING}
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?